Meat My Ass - Redefining Anal Sex, One Big Round Ass at a Time!

The name sounded raunchy and for good reason: Meat My Ass is a rough and tumble, deep and nasty, gaping anal porn collection. The tour page has a bevy of porn stars showing off lubed and gaping butt holes, girls like Sasha Grey, Bree Olsen, Kelly Wells, and Tory Lane. The package looks tempting from out here, with colorful, well lit thumbnails of extreme ass fucking and promises of network access with over 1.9 thousand scenes. Read the full review to see what members are actually treated to when they join.

The Site

Meat My Ass has a clean dashboard to operate from for members. Along the left hand side is a list of important and handy links to the network home, the site home, log outs, help sections, and various bonus sites. In the main content area are previews of recent updates, recent DVDs in the anal niche, some VOD options, and the most popular and highest rated scenes on the site.

Going to to the recent scenes loads a slightly different-looking dashboard that is more conventional. You can quickly browse through the scenes and apply a number of filters for action, hair color, cup size, fetish, eye color, positions, and many more. This lets you pinpoint scenes that match your exact requirements, if there are any. You can quickly swap out Meat My Ass to for one of the network sites that came for free, or browse the network as a whole. The more I clicked around, I stumbled onto different layouts presenting the same content. I did get a little confused at times, but there were clear links to get back to where I was.

Scenes are listed by model name. Click on it and you'll be taken to a large, streaming video, below which are links to the various download options for the movie, as well as links to the associated picture gallery. There are easy to click links for adding scenes to a favorites list, or to rate it. Overall, the site is rich with features that will make a member's life easier while surfing.

The Content

They promised hardcore, butt gaping anal, and that is just what they deliver. The action is pretty rough and there isn't a lot of blabbing or acting before things get hot. I thought there would be more big name porn stars, and while there are many, you also have quite a few European girls, some you won't know off hand. There are anal plugs, lots of lube, lots of creative ass fucking positions, and plenty of closeups of the gaped puckers.

There were 98 scenes online and each runs from 20 to over 40 minutes long. You can stream newer ones in a large Flash video player at 640x480 pixels. You have download options in a myriad of formats that include Windows Media, MP4, and MPEG files, some of them optimized for iPhones and iPods. Each format has at least one DVD quality format offering a great quality playback. Early scenes, such as those from 2006, came in lower quality download options.

The 90 galleries average 110 image to a set, and the pictures are high resolution. They have 1000x1500 or 1400x2145 pixel resolutions. You can browse through them online, clicking on them to view a full sized image, or download full galleries in zip files.

Final Thoughts

The site has a lot of great features for browsing, but I did find myself clicking a lot, and sometimes ending up on different looking pages. This caused some confusion, but nothing paralyzing. In terms of porn, however, Meat My Ass hits a home run for anal porn lovers. It is good, rutting ass thrusting. The media options could have been better, and there were no recent updates, but with a solid library and network access, the site was still a great deal.