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Get your daily dose of bizarre porn with Hardcore Smoothies – the only site bringing you breakfast from the ass.

Rating: 80.9
Categories: Specialty Fetish HD Porn
Review Date: 2011-06-14
Pricing:
$27.95 / month (recurring)
Trial: $1 / 2 days (Limited Access)
Hardcore Smoothies Review
DonReviewed by Don on 2011-06-14

Hardcore Smoothies – Breakfast Enema Smoothie Asses!

I’ve seen plenty of strange sites around, but few come close to the fetish developed on this one. When people think about bizarre porn, it’s usually BDSM/fetish related with lots of pain and plenty of shame. In this case, you’re seeing an alternative site that, in concept, is fairly ‘vanilla’ (and I’m not talking about the flavor of the drinks produced). If you’re interested in knowing what HardcoreSmoothies.com is all about, read on for an exclusive, detailed review of the member’s area written by an industry expert.

The Site

After logging into the member’s area of HardcoreSmoothies, I was presented with the homepage of the network the site is on. It’s a bit disappointing that I wasn’t taken straight to the website of my choice, but a simple click puts you right where you want to be anyway and it’s really nothing to get aggravated over. Anyway, while we’re talking about the network, I might as well say what you get when you sign up to ‘Fucking Awesome’. There are 7 other sites on the network, all of which are offered to you in full and at no extra cost. A general theme of extremity is woven through the network – Hardcore Powertools and Gagalicious need no further explanation.

The site for HardcoreSmoothies.com is rather basic. The homepage displays the latest scenes as well as a preview of the next one due. Each update comes with a rating attached as well as information on the length of the video, when it was added and how many images are in the set. The site currently updates at a rate of 1 new scene per week and has maintained that schedule for quite some time. On the whole, a clean site with everything the user expects.

The Content

Content is king – always has been, always will be. Does Hardcore Smoothies have everything it needs to compete with the best bizarre fetish sites out there? It’s open to debate, seeing as the archive of HardcoreSmoothies.com is only 36 scenes strong at the moment. On the surface, one might question the size of the library and be really put off by it, but I think the quality of the content is good enough that it doesn’t need to be oversaturated with a huge number of scenes to make up for the poor production. Objectively, the quality is diamond too: 1080p Full HD 1920 x 1080 pixel WMVs at 7 Mb/s bitrates and 1136 x 850 pixel images.

So what exactly happens in the videos and pictures of Hardcore Smoothies, I hear you ask? Well, the scene typically starts with an interview, some stripping, a bit of play and then the model is put into position so a funnel can be placed in her ass. Once everything is in place, typical ingredients are poured into the funnel and obviously, far into the rectum of the model. Once she’s full, the funnel is removed and after some dancing and exercise, the anal smoothie is ready to be squired out and drunk by the model. A fairly basic concept that employs some very interesting techniques. Personally, I love the idea of a girl willing to let her ass be used as a blender for cash – hot stuff.

Final Thoughts

The quality of the scenes makes it obvious that this site means business. The Fucking Awesome network has quite a name for itself and it all started off with this fairly interesting site idea. At the end of the day, the niche isn’t something someone actively searches for, but if you like the sound of it, the execution inside the member’s area is well worth signing up for. A good network, a great site and some stellar porn – pay a visit and see for yourself, you won’t regret it.

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80.9
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General Details
Categories: Specialty Fetish HD Porn
Site Type: Picture Video Exclusive Content: Yes
Bonus Sites: Yes (7 sites) Regular Updates: Yes (Weekly)
Site Notes: This site utilizes pre-checked cross-sales. ?
Pricing Information
Pricing: $27.95 / month (recurring)
Payment Type: Credit Card Online Check
Membership Type: Monthly Processor: Vendo
Pros & Cons
Pros: 1080p Full HD downloads Bonus sites Exclusive content
Cons: Cross sales Watermarks
Video Information
Videos: 36+ Scenes (each ~15 minutes in length)
Formats: Streaming Flash MPEG1 (.mpg) Windows (.wmv)
Resolutions: 1920x1080 640x360 360x203
Bitrates: 640x360 Streaming Flash 2000 kbps
640x360 Windows (.wmv) 2000 kbps
360x203 MPEG1 (.mpg) 900 kbps
1920x1080 Windows (.wmv) 7000 kbps
Downloadable: Yes Download Limits: No Multiple Formats: Yes
Watermarks: Yes (small) Streaming: Yes DRM: No
Multiple Bitrates: Yes High Resolution: Yes
Image Information
Galleries:36+ (~120 pictures per gallery)
Resolutions:1136x850
Zipped Content:Yes High Resolution:Yes Watermarks:Yes
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