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Smack My Bitch claims to have an extensive archive of 720p and 1080p Full HD videos and high resolution images featuring hot teen sluts having hardcore sex.

Rating: 82.1
Categories: Teen Amateur European Hardcore HD Porn
Review Date: 2011-04-28
$29.95 / month (recurring)
$69.95 / 3 months (non-recurring)
Trial: None
Smack My Bitch Review
DonReviewed by Don on 2011-04-28

Smack My Bitch – Hardcore Teen Porn Sex Site!

I’m not usually a fan of judging a book by its cover, but the preview scenes available over on the tour of are second to none and feature some very attractive babes involved in a whole manner of different sexual exploits. Smack My Bitch claims to have 148 models, 187 videos and over 15,000 images – given that the member’s area can hold true to the claims made, this site could well be worth joining. Want to know if Smack My Bitch is all it’s cracked up to be? Finish reading this insightful review written by an industry expert.

The Site

Smack My Bitch has a rather generic design although this isn’t actually a bad thing – porn sites are supposed to be easy to use, simple to navigate and above all, about getting adult entertainment. I can safely say that any would-be member has a very easy time getting around here – the navigation bar at the top of the page pretty much covered every link you would want to use.

Currently, has an update schedule providing 3 new pieces of content per week and it has remained that way for quite some time. One slight negative is the lack of free bonus sites; you won’t be getting access to any other smut hubs if you do decide to join. On the flipside, SmackMyBitch doesn’t have any download limits and there aren’t any cross sales to bother you. Overall, the site provided a simple solution to getting your adult entertainment.

The Content

When it comes to joining a porn site, you have to ensure that you’re getting the very best in quality and quantity – on the whole, provided in both departments. Currently, 259 videos (averaging 27 minutes in length) as well as 188 galleries (containing 135 images per set) make up the site’s archive. I started by watching a few of the videos and was pleased to see the option of either streaming in a 640 x 360 pixel Flash embed or alternatively downloading 720p and 1080p Full HD WMVs clocking 4 and 10 Mb/s respectively with regard to bitrate. The photos on the site are a one size fits all 2500 x 1667 pixel resolution and convenient ZIP files containing an entire set are available for download.

I really enjoyed the content; all of the babes looked between the ages of 18 and 21 and they were certainly amateurs when it came to getting nude and rude in front of the camera. The length of the videos is quite a plus – almost half an hour of raw hardcore teen action with every model is surely something to get excited about. I will go on record as saying that I believe most of the porn here isn’t exclusive, but there are still some scenes that appear to be produced by which is always a bonus.

Final Thoughts

Let’s be honest for a second – this isn’t the greatest porn site in the world, but it does what it says on the tin and because of that, I can fully recommend it to potential subscribers. has a good collection of teenage adult entertainment and some of it is available in a very attractive 1080p Full HD 1920 x 1080 download format. Smack My Bitch is by no means the killer barely legal hardcore sex site, but it will give you plenty of enjoyable porn to enjoy and as far as I’m concerned, that’s all anyone could want.

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General Details
Categories: Teen Amateur European Hardcore HD Porn
Site Type: Picture Video Exclusive Content: Yes
Bonus Sites: No Regular Updates: Yes (3x a week)
Pricing Information
Pricing: $29.95 / month (recurring) $69.95 / 3 months (non-recurring)
Payment Type: Credit Card Online Check 900 Number
Membership Type: Monthly Processor: Epoch CCBill
Pros & Cons
Pros: 1080p and 720p HD videos Updates regularly Zipped photo sets
Cons: Watermarks Semi exclusive teen content
Video Information
Videos: 259+ Scenes (each ~30 minutes in length)
Formats: Streaming Flash Windows (.wmv)
Resolutions: 1920x1080 1280x720 640x360
Bitrates: 640x360 Streaming Flash 2800 kbps
1920x1080 Windows (.wmv) 10000 kbps
1280x720 Windows (.wmv) 4000 kbps
Downloadable: Yes Download Limits: No Multiple Formats: No
Watermarks: Yes (small) Streaming: Yes DRM: No
Multiple Bitrates: No High Resolution: Yes
Image Information
Galleries:188+ (~135 pictures per gallery)
Zipped Content:Yes High Resolution:Yes Watermarks:Yes
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